Osho on the word ‘Fuck’

Funny Interviews with Anti-Climate Change Protest

Chuck Norris Jokes

I love all the Chuck Norris Jokes lately.  Here’s a selections of the ones I liked the most:

#  If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

#  There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

#  Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

#  Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

#  Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#  There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

#  Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#  There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#  When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

#  Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

#  Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

#  Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#  Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Surgical Flatulence Accident

This has got to be one of the craziest surgical accidents ever.

Ballroom Dance Shoes

My sensei at the ballroom dojo has requested (mandatory request) that i buy some proper dance shoes. So i’ve been on the hunt. Like everything in life, dance shoes are not cheap and I just found out i need two pairs to really call myself a ballroom samurai.

Modern Ballroom Dance Shoes

These modern dance shoes have a small heal and look like work shoes or golf shoes. The one to the right is on sale for only $200.00 to $80.00. A bargain! The only disadvantage to these shoes, the clerk told me, was that they stand out. No kidding!

Latin Ballroom Dance Shoes

Check out the heal on those puppies! There is just something wrong about this type of shoe. It looks like something Liberachi would wear. I think i’ll just be avoiding the Latin style dance for a while until i get good enough to be able to pull off a style of shoe like this. The lady at the store also told me that Japanese men prefer these types of shoes with high heals because the women wear super high heals when they dance which make the men feel short. Luckily i don’t have this problem. These ones are also on sale from $200.00 to $80.00.

I’m going ballroom dancing tomorrow night and then out for a nomihodai (all you can drink party) afterwards. So far i’ve met a bunch of interesting people. For example, a pilot for JFORCE, an immigration lawyer and foreign start up company lawyer, a veterinarian, and a graphic designer. No one speaks English so it’s a good chance for me to brush up on my Japanese. So far I’ve been studying the Tango, Waltz, Blues, Jitterbug, Samba, Salsa, and the Mambo. It’s great fun and awesome exercise.

Dance Shoes Stores in Tokyo

http://www.dansusyu-zu.com/
http://www.shoetree.jp/

Lucky Luke Intro

Lucky Luke

Do you remember Lucky Luke!  Here are some great clips from the past:

He’s dead, Jim!