Chuck Norris Jokes

I love all the Chuck Norris Jokes lately.  Here’s a selections of the ones I liked the most:

#  If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

#  There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

#  Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

#  Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

#  Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#  There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

#  Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#  There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#  When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

#  Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

#  Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

#  Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#  Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


One Response to Chuck Norris Jokes

  1. bestchucknorrisjokes says:

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